When it claims "backup everything" and in actual fact just backs up text.
All my pictures.
All my plugins.
All my stylings.
Of course there won't be a link to this on twitter any time soon. That's gone.
It's a small mercy that I copied and pasted my plugins list to a Word document before I wiped and 'restored' the site. So all I have to do now is:
Look up and install all the plugins again
Work out the settings for each.
Track down/ Recreate the pictures and photos.
Install WP plugins that will ACTUALLY back up stuff like pictures to my home PC.
Should take a while... (I'll install the Twitter/Facebook plugins last. People seeing a site with default feels a bit like having someone walk in on you when you're only wearing underwear)